Friday, November 23, 2018

Small Bites: Ralph Breaks the Internet, Creed II, Robin Hood (2018)

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Ralph Breaks the Internet

Starring: John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Gal Gadot, Taraji P. Henson, Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch, Alan Tudyk, Alfred Molina.

     Ralph Breaks the Internet is Walt Disney Animation Studios’ sequel to Wreck-It Ralph (2012). Like the original film, this movie follows video game characters Wreck-It Ralph (Reilly) and Vanellope (Silverman). After their arcade gets hooked up to Wifi, the two decide to search the internet for a replacement part to Sugar Rush, Vanellope’s broken game. But as they soon find out, the internet is a much, much bigger place than they expected.  

     Ralph Breaks the Internet is an upgrade on its predecessor in nearly every way. Don’t get me wrong, Wreck-It Ralph has plenty of heart, but Ralph Breaks ups the ante. The Internet makes a fruitful playground for the filmmakers, providing opportunities for action, humor, and several timely observations about social media. Animation has certainly improved in the six years since Wreck-It Ralph, so you can expect to see top-notch work in that respect. Ralph Breaks the Internet’s story explores some new emotional territory for an animated feature; it’s a good deal more complex than what we see in Wreck-It Ralph.
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     And on a basic level, Ralph Breaks the Internet just feels fun. The movie presents the Internet with a degree of realism—it includes real-life companies and websites and memes and personalities—so when something familiar pops up, we feel a little surge of recognition. Every once in a while, Ralph Breaks will even work one of the references/cameos into the story in a creative way (like the Disney princesses) which makes for amusing meetups between fan-favorite characters (and, conveniently, doubles as a heavy dose of product placement).

Ralph Breaks the Internet is rated PG.

Watch the trailer here

Creed II
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Starring: Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson, Phylicia Rashad, Dolph Lundgren, Florian Munteanu.

     In Creed II, Adonis Creed (Jordan) faces a deadly new opponent, Viktor Drago (Munteanu). For Creed, this match is personal: Viktor’s father, Ivan (Lundgren), killed Creed’s father in the ring 30 years ago during the events of Rocky IV. To win, Creed will have to balance pressures from inside and outside the ring… and discover what he’s really fighting for.

     The first Creed brought vital new life to the Rocky franchise back in 2015, thanks to director Ryan Coogler and stars Jordan and Thompson. Under new director Steven Caple Jr, Creed II continues that tradition, maintaining a high level of craftsmanship and telling another compelling story about Adonis and his family.
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     The boxing matches continue to be exciting in the moment, but the Creed series really thrives in the in-between scenes. In those scenes, Creed II develops its characters with a slow, capable hand, watching their relationships evolve and exploring the ongoing generational story. On the boxing side, however, predictability is already creeping in. The matches, the training montages, the machismo, the same basic plotline—it all seems familiar, which sucks a bit of the tension out of the movie. The next Creed will have to dig a little deeper if it wants to keep the ringside action feeling fresh.

Creed II is rated PG-13.

Watch the trailer here

Robin Hood (2018)
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Starring: Taron Egerton, Jamie Foxx, Ben Mendelsohn, Eve Hewson, Jamie Dornan.

     Taron Egerton is Robin Hood in Lionsgate’s new take on the classic folktale. Unlike previous adaptations, Robin Hood sets its action against the backdrop of the Crusades. Robin Hood, together with an unlikely Moor ally named John (Foxx), makes it his mission to stop the Sheriff of Nottingham (Mendelsohn), who squeezes money from the poor to fund his immoral war in Arabia.

     Let’s not waste any time: Robin Hood is thoroughly, deeply, resoundingly stupid. It belongs to that special brand of action movie which takes a well-known story, completely misunderstands its source material on an essential level, and then throws in some leather-clad, slo-mo-ready heroes to disguise the fundamental error of its premise. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the story of Robin Hood was shot like a modern American military movie, complete with a mission to the Middle East to take down a Muslim machine gun sniper? (This actually happens.) No? Huh.
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     There’s really nothing redeemable about Robin Hood. The story takes wild logical leaps, it features exactly three women with speaking roles (and two of them have one line each), the action is too frenzied and implausible to be exciting, the characters are cardboard cut-outs, and the actors phone it in. Now, if Robin Hood sacrificed all this but was stylistically cool—with, say, gloriously over-the-top action sequences or beautiful cinematography—I might have grudgingly admitted that it succeeded on its own limited terms, the stuff of mindless blockbuster entertainment. But Robin Hood is dead on arrival.  

Robin Hood is rated PG-13.

Watch the trailer here

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