Saturday, December 31, 2016

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, RANKED (2016)

SPOILERS, YO.

14. THE INCREDIBLE HULK (2008)
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     This movie, the last in my list, often gets a bad rap. In fact, many people don’t seem to acknowledge it as canon, or remember it when prompted. It’s certainly a much humbler film than the rest, with action at a comparatively smaller scale and a more focused narrative. The special effects are miles below what Marvel achieved even with Iron Man that same year, and it doesn’t help that it features the Hulk pre-recasting. The main problem is that Hulk doesn’t feel like part of the series; despite the Iron Man post-credits cameo, it’s clear that the studio had yet to sort out its priorities and settle on the version of the Hulk that this character would evolve into.

     Yet even so, The Incredible Hulk is really a pretty decent watch. Its shameless monster-a-monster action is a guilty pleasure, but more than that, it investigates themes about loss and loneliness. Hulk tells one of the most touching and complicated hero narratives of the bunch: Banner is still trying to figure out his powers and balance his love life with Betty Ross (Liv Tyler!) Even if it’s not the greatest, The Incredible Hulk lays a decent foundation for the angriest of the Avengers.

13. IRON MAN 2 (2010)
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     Iron Man 2 is another movie with a bad reputation, but in reality it too has quite a bit to offer. Any movie featuring RDJ as Iron Man is pretty much guaranteed fun. And with a cool new villain, some sweet new suits, and Tony’s sassy attitude, 2 still packs a punch. Who can forget that suitcase suit? Or Black Widow’s takedown of Justin Hammer’s security?

     But the criticisms are justified; there are some glaring problems. Iron Man 2 bears the mark of studio rush-work, cramming in a whole subplot with S.H.I.E.L.D that seems pretty out of place. Also, Tony makes a new element thanks to…a secret map left behind by his father on a table display of the Stark Expo? Oy. But it’s still cool to see two Iron Man suits go toe to toe, so we’ll give it a pass.

12. THOR: THE DARK WORLD (2013)
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     There’s a lot to like about The Dark World. Thankfully, it does a lot more to explore the world of Asgard from the fairly limited glimpses we get in the original Thor, showing us medical bays, a new throne room, and even (in a sweet battle sequence) turret defenses. Speaking of cool action, Dark World uses the Convergence as an excuse to give us some nice Thor v Malekith moments. Dark World also features the dynamic duo (Loki and Thor) bickering like kids, and the ominous Aether makes its first and only appearance in the MCU.

     The problem is that amidst all these set pieces, Thor himself gets a bit lost in the action. Sure, he chooses to leave behind the throne of Asgard at the end, supposedly out of love for Earth/Jane Foster, but there’s really no reason for that in this film beyond what we’ve already seen/know about Thor. In fact, there’s virtually no character development for Thor at all (which is understandable considering how hard it is to develop someone whose every impulse is thoroughly heroic). At least there’s some Thor-brand humor in the mix.

11. AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)
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     Age of Ultron, being the sequel to the Avengers, certainly bore the weight of expectations. All things considered, it does okay. It gives us a dose of the Avengers humor audiences have come to know and love, adds some new heroes into the mix, and gives us a nice dose of character development for most of the major players. Ultron is a cool villain, and much of his origin story and development were interesting and promising.

     Unfortunately, on just about every other front, Ultron disappoints. It follows the formula (and even plotline) of Avengers very closely, it’s downright boring for most of its middle act, and it leans a bit too far into cheesy territory to be believable. Then there’s the dropped Thor/vision subplot. The death knell? Ultron. He’s more developed than some Marvel villains; that isn’t the problem. It’s just that he’s a much more promising villain (or idea of a villain) than what he ends up being on screen. Admittedly, he can be scary and surprising at moments. But for the most part, he’s watered down to make him more defeatable—so rather than face a real challenge, the Avengers settle for more of the same.

10. ANT-MAN (2015)
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     Ant-Man is a breath of fresh air, especially coming right on the tails of the overstuffed and super-serious Age of Ultron. The entire premise is pretty absurd, but the movie acknowledges its inherent ridiculousness with some self-aware, warm humor. Ant-Man is pretty low on the action quotient—it’s really more of a superhero heist film—and it suffers from a slow middle act.

     But it compensates with Paul Rudd’s charm, really funny dialogue (much from Michael Penna) and smaller, focused drama. The most refreshing aspect of the movie is the focus on Scott’s daughter and family obligations as the primary subplot and motivation, rather than a love interest (though that will surely follow in sequels). Overall, Ant-Man is a solid offering from Marvel, especially considering that it’s, well, Ant-Man.

9. DOCTOR STRANGE (2016)
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     The most recent Marvel movie, Doctor Strange, is another welcome turn away from the big and brash doings of the Avengers. It isn’t the best the studio has to offer, straying a little too close to the tired and overdone origin story formula. Strange also falls prey to the typical Marvel vices: no substantial love interest or villain development.

     Strange’s strength is sheer aesthetic. The world of these supernatural sorcerers is visually appealing and sets up some awesome action sequences. The visuals are among the best Marvel has ever produced. The climax is not only visually impressive, but also wonderfully subverts typical big-budget expectations. At the very least, the movie promises that the Doctor Strange property likely has bigger and better things in store down the line.

8. THOR (2011)
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     Thor is our second major character introduction in the MCU, and on most fronts, it’s a resounding success. As an early solo-hero film, it boasts comparatively smaller stakes and action sequences than most of the films that follows, but it doesn’t matter: Thor is a thoroughly enjoyable intergalactic adventure. 

     Thor boasts some of the best humor in any Marvel film—some downright iconic lines—and a nice (if simple) character arc for Thor himself. Most interestingly, it introduces audiences to a vast and exciting world for the first time: Asgard, the Nine Realms, the Bifrost, Jotunheim, and crown prince of mischief: Loki. For all the property’s challenges, it brings with it a host of images and characters that are still promising 5 years later.

7. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011)
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     Marvel goes for a period piece to introduce the final (and yet also first) Avenger into the MCU. The First Avenger struggles with the story difficulties inherent in its superhero premise—it has to cover lots of time and get Cap into the ice somehow. But firing on all cylinders, the original Captain America movie is an atmospheric delight.

     Chris Evans as the titular character is largely responsible for the movie’s success. The strength of the WWII era (with a bit of Marvel magic) also contributes to the movie’s charm, along with one of Marvel’s best soundtracks. The comparatively low level of action and difficulty with character development keep this film, which is generally an immersive victory, from ranking among the Marvel all-time greats.

6. IRON MAN 3 (2013)
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     It’s like Iron Man, but with more explosions and suits. It isn’t an improvement from Iron Man character-wise, but this third installment isn’t too shabby. We get a shattered Iron Man ridden with post-Avengers anxiety and (finally) some non-tech-based enemies. Plus, there’s all kinds of new tech to love, including remote control (and potentially haywire?) suits and a full army of Iron Man suits remote controlled by J.A.R.V.I.S.—not to mention the supremely satisfying attack on and subsequent destruction of Stark’s Malibu home. It’s Iron Man on the big scale, ramping up the action quotient for a thrilling climax to the trilogy.

     Most interestingly, there’s the Iron Man-without-armor twist, provided by the interlude in Tennessee. We see that, in answer to Cap’s accusation in The Avengers, Stark is more than the armor: that it’s ultimately a tool or extension of him, not the encapsulation of him. All-around, Iron Man 3’s fun ride that finishes out Tony’s journey on a good note.

5. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014)
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     The MCU movie that actually dared to change the MCU. There’s not much not to like about The Winter Soldier, which takes chipper Captain America to a much darker, more mature place. All the pieces are there: Black Widow, a secretive HYDRA plot, and a Helicarrier blowout extravaganza.

     The movie’s main weakness is plot. It wants to be dark and sophisticated, a superhero Three Days of the Condor with Robert Redford to boot, but it gives way to cheesiness and impossibilities at inopportune moments. Despite this, it manages to brood over some relatively complex (and timely) themes that elevate it above normal superhero fare.

     The greatest asset is undoubtedly the ultra-badass, the badass among badasses, the Winter Soldier himself. Forget the twist that his identity is Bucky Barnes, he’s just downright awesome, and the gripping action sequences involving him are maybe Marvel’s best. He shoots a bazooka at Black Widow and bests her hand-to-hand. He does a sick knife toss and takes Cap’s shield on more than one occasion. He downright shoots Cap. And the most hardcore thing about him? He’s a mindless, programmed killing machine awakened at need. Now that’s what I call a backstory.

4. IRON MAN (2008)
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     The one that started it all. There’s a reason this movie was able to launch what is currently the highest-grossing franchise of all time (not adjusted for inflation). It’s fueled by the incredible charisma of leads Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow, packs in an action punch, and provides some real character drama. Whether it’s the spine-tingling scare of Pepper being caught by Obadiah, the antics of “dummy,” or Pepper’s arc reactor gift that saves Tony’s life, Iron Man knows how to deliver a moment.

     Perhaps the most meaningful piece of the puzzle is the romance between Tony and Pepper. The audience watches as Pepper slowly but surely melts his egomaniacal exterior and starts him on a journey toward (relative) humility. Their relationship is heartwarming, irreverent, and hilarious.

3. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2014)
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     The surprise hit that proved once and for all that Marvel can make anything work. It’s a sci-fi ensemble extravaganza, boisterously powered by strong performances, bizarre characters and worlds, and a kick-ass vibe. Chris Pratt leads the star-studded cast, and it is his emotional journey that audiences resonate with.

     Let’s be honest: the plot isn’t the strongest (especially the conclusion with Ronan). It’s basically Star Wars with new facades painted over the same set pieces, and it falls prey to some franchise-building necessities. But what it lacks in plot, it makes up for in spunk and hilarity. Guardians of the Galaxy is seriously funny. One of the funniest action movies in recent memory. Beyond that, it’s responsible for introducing a whole new corner to the MCU, and it does so convincingly—building a world that is cohesive, enthralling, and immersive.

2. CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016)
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     Civil War had a lot riding on it, but somehow Marvel managed to crank out an absolute slam dunk. Civil War is really an Avengers film, and not just any—it’s the sequel to The Avengers that Age of Ultron couldn’t be. In other words, it takes the same level of excitement and mind-splitting action, and then takes it to a whole new level with a resounding smash into new emotional territory.

     Civil War pits hero against hero in an epic battle. It’s basically a Marvel fan’s dream. The conflict is rooted in an ideological debate with themes that resonate in today’s world, even if their basis in the MCU is something of a flagrant plot-hole (all the bad stuff that happened when the Avengers were saving the world happened when they were, ahem, saving the world, so that settles that). But that’s beside the point. The epic-ness in Civil War is off the charts, including none other than newcomer Black Panther and fan-favorite Spider-Man in his introduction to the MCU.

     What truly separates Civil War from the pack, however, is the wrenching conclusion. It loses the political focus and sinks to the deeply personal. It takes characters that audiences have seen on screen for 8 years, and then gives them a totally legitimate and completely primal reason to hate one another. It’s horrifying, deliciously dark, and massively impactful. Hopefully its ramifications will continue to be worked out instead of dropped once Infinity War comes knocking.

1. THE AVENGERS (2012)
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     The Avengers is the movie that cemented the MCU’s place in film history. Its weak point? A fairly derivative plot that, on paper, is straightforward and overdone. Thankfully, the formula is anything but an obstacle here; the filmmakers make up for it with sheer inventiveness at every turn. There’s never a dull moment in The Avengers, from the arrival of Loki and theft of the Tesseract to the battle for New York and the post-credits Thanos tease.

     The Avengers is unprecedented, plain and simple. It combines four major superhero franchises into one superhero team on film for the first time in movie history, and it does so with a resounding triumph. Each hero is given an arc (some more developed than others, sure) and individual moments to shine. There are hero-on-hero battles to spice up the action. The villain is Loki, whose charisma and ruthlessness invigorate the action sequences. Most of that action takes place on the biggest stage of all, New York City, and the result is undeniably mind-blowing: the perfect, supremely satisfying cherry on top.

     There’s practically no missed opportunity throughout the entire movie—the filmmakers think of just about everything and exploit the source material to its fullest potential. People said it couldn’t be done, but Marvel didn’t just do it—they did it par excellence, achieving a triumphant tour de force that has (for better or worse) literally changed the landscape of filmmaking. It’s kind of a big deal.

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