Wednesday, November 1, 2017

So You're Gonna See Thor: Ragnarok

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SPOILERS FOR PREVIOUS MARVEL MOVIES, OBVIOUSLY

THE BASICS (SKIP IF YOU’VE SEEN A THOR MOVIE)
Thor staring pensively. photo courtesy of cinemablend.com
     Just in case you’re a total Marvel newbie, Thor (Chris Hemsworth), known as the God of Thunder, is a member of the Avengers superhero team. I guess he’s technically an alien, because he’s also the heir to the throne of Asgard, a super-fancy, Norse-inspired kingdom out there in space filled with long-living, humanoid people and ruled by Odin Allfather (Anthony Hopkins). Asgard is one of the nine “realms” (Earth, or Midgard, is another). It has a cool rainbow bridge called the Bifrost, which can transport Asgardians anywhere in the universe via beams of light. Heimdall (Idris Elba), who can see and hear all things, is the Bifrost’s guardian.

     Thor has a host of superpowers and a trusty super-hammer (called Mjolnir, which only the worthy can wield), and his favorite tricks include flying and calling down lightning on his enemies. He has a girlfriend named Jane Foster (Natalie Portman), a human astrophysicist who lives on earth, and she’s part of the reason Thor gave up his claim to the throne of Asgard to help protect Earth and the other eight realms on the front lines.
Loki staring menacingly. photo courtesy of fanpop.com
     Thor’s archfrenemy is his adopted brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston), known as the God of Mischief. Raised by Odin but secretly the heir to the throne of Jotunheim (where frost giants live, obviously), Loki didn’t really take to his older brother. As in, he’s tried to kill him more than once. His allegiance shifts depending on what serves him at the moment, but Loki’s usually up to something sinister; he was the primary villain in both Thor and The Avengers.

WHERE WE LEFT THEM 
While Iron Man and Captain America were duking it out in Captain America: Civil War, what has everyone else been up to?

HULK
Hulk staring pensively. photo courtesy of screenrant.com
     Hulk/Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) last appeared in Avengers: Age of Ultron. Hulk, for the uninitiated, is a guy who turns into a giant, green, nigh-invincible rage monster every so often thanks to some botched radiation experiments. Because reasons.  

     In Age of Ultron, Hulk was in a relationship with fellow Avenger Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), and with her help he was on his way to having relative control over his alter ego. He was, however, starting to feel less at home with the Avengers—mostly guilty about the destruction he causes in rage mode—and the events of that film only made him feel worse about the whole situation. So for all his friends’ sakes, he decided to remove himself from the equation by flying mysteriously away in a jet at the end of Ultron. We’ll find out where he got off to when he teams up with his buddy Thor in Ragnarok.  

LOKI
Loki on the throne of Asgard. photo courtesy of geek.com
     When the dust settled after the events of Thor: The Dark World, things were not well in Asgard. Unbeknownst to Thor, Loki had survived the conflict with Malekith by using his powers of illusion to fake his own death. Apparently, Loki made his way back to Asgard undetected and overthrew Odin. What’s more, he started ruling Asgard disguised as Odin—using those same powers of illusion—so nobody (Thor included) had any idea that a switch had been made. What a trickster, this guy. Meanwhile, Odin is M.I.A.

THOR
Thor has a bad nightmare. photo courtesy of marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com
     We last really saw Thor in Avengers: Age of Ultron. After the Avengers dealt with that whole Ultron thing, Thor left Earth behind to do some investigating. His motivations for leaving really boil down to two things: 1) a vision of his homies back in Asgard warning him that they’re in danger, and 2) the reveal of another Infinity Stone being actively used on Earth.

     Infinity Stones, by the way, are ancient stones/ingots/gems that are so powerful that they’re dangerous in the wrong hands. There’s a decent chance the final Stone, the Soul Stone, will make its first appearance in Ragnarok before all six find their way into Thanos’ hands in next year’s Avengers: Infinity War.

     But for our purposes here, what matters is that the Stones’ emergence made Thor suspicious. Without much of a lead, then, Thor left Earth in a hurry to investigate the situation. And that’s the last we see of him… except for one brief jaunt back to Earth at the end of Doctor Strange.

DOCTOR STRANGE
Doctor Strange staring pensively. photo courtesy of nerdist.com
     Doctor Strange shouldn’t be a huge part of Ragnarok, but he will make an appearance. Stephen Strange is one of the newer Marvel superheroes, and he’s the first to use outright magic to accomplish his heroics. He makes it his personal prerogative to protect Earth from big-time threats, like, say, Loki.

     In the Strange post-credits scene, Thor paid a visit to Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum to enlist Strange’s help in locating his father Odin—with Loki in tow. This means that Thor seems to have stumbled upon Loki’s deception in the course of his search and is now trying to undo Loki’s mess. Ragnarok should help us fill in the gaps concerning how all that played out.  

ASGARDIANS
Lady Sif and the Warriors Three. photo courtesy of moviepilot.com
      Odin’s M.I.A, as mentioned above. Thor’s mother, Frigga—for whom Loki had some significant affection—died in The Dark World. Heimdall was last seen at his post guarding the Bifrost, excepting his appearance in Thor’s ominous Age of Ultron vision. Lady Sif and The Warriors Three (Fandral, Hogun, and Volstagg if anyone’s keeping score) serve as backup for Thor, and they’re presumably out there doing their thing after The Dark World. Lady Sif will not be appearing in Ragnarok, but everybody else who’s still alive will be around.

JANE FOSTER AND CO.
Erik Selvig, Ian, and Darcy. photo courtesy of fanpop.com
     Last we heard, Jane’s busy being a smart person, thanks in large part to her work on the Convergence event that happened in The Dark World. Erik Selvig, another scientist and friend of Thor’s, got a job at the Avengers facility in upstate New York at the end of Age of Ultron. Jane’s assistant, Darcy, and intern, Ian, were last seen in The Dark World goofing around and awkwardly falling in love. Hope you aren’t too attached to these characters though, because they probably won’t be in Ragnarok (unless Marvel is being intentionally deceptive in press junkets).

FRESH FACES
Cate Blanchett as Hela. photo courtesy of cinemablend.com
     Hela, the Goddess of Death, is Ragnarok’s primary villain played by Cate Blanchett. In the comics, she traditionally rules over Hel, where most of the spirits of the dead reside, and her thing is trying to collect more souls. She’ll be receiving back-up from fellow baddie, Skurge (Karl Urban). Surtur, a powerful fire-demon-thing and one of Thor’s archenemies in the comics, will also appear. Jeff Goldblum plays the Grandmaster, a super-ancient being who spends his time pitting people against each other in gladiatorial-style battles, which you might have seen in the movie’s trailers. Playing for the good guys is Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson), a powerful warrior whose path will cross with Thor’s.

ONE MORE THING
Thor v. Surtur. photo courtesy of dreager1.com
     Oh, and what, pray tell, is Ragnarok? It’s the Norse apocalypse, which sees most of the Norse deities, including Thor, Loki, and Odin, die. Which, you know, doesn’t bode well. In the comics, it’s also the name of a Thor doppelganger that shows up and wreaks some havoc. The movie’s title seems to be referring to the former usage, but I guess we can’t rule out the latter making an appearance, too. Either way, expect plenty of drama.  

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